A Sworn Denial

Jul 30

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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Jul 30
Jul 30

claydols:

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

Jul 30

listoflifehacks:

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Jul 30

narcissamafoy:

Draco Malfoy Week [Day One] Favorite Scene: sorting ceremony

Malfoy swaggered forward when his name was called and got his wish at once: the hat had barely touched his head when it screamed, “SLYTHERIN!”

Jul 30

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

Jul 30
Jul 30
Jul 30
spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

Jul 30

rcline2014:

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand and fifty times yes

Jul 30
Jul 30

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

Jul 30

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

Jul 30
Jul 30

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea